when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
"You’re gonna do great today"
once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like
why is this so hard for people to understand
Boy: I’m a gentleman
*makes racial slur*
*calls a girl slutty for her shorts*
*makes homophobic comment*
*makes rape joke*
*calls feminists fat, unwanted, hairy lesbians*
*blames homeless people for their poverty*
*says women belong in the kitchen along with repeated sandwich jokes*
*is a Republican*
Boy: Stay classy
essence of beauty: lisa bonet
Lmao honestly this is funny and it’s sad people can’t just like something I never question women on why they like something unless it’s a start conversation
Correct protocol for bothering a girl in a comic book store : Ask her what she’s been reading, because it is probably more interesting than what you’ve been reading.
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.