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sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

BOYS BE LIKE

thecatsmeow90:

Boy: I’m a gentleman

*makes racial slur*

*calls a girl slutty for her shorts*

*makes homophobic comment*

*makes rape joke*

*calls feminists fat, unwanted, hairy lesbians*

*blames homeless people for their poverty*

*says women belong in the kitchen along with repeated sandwich jokes*

*is a Republican*

*kicks puppy*

Boy: Stay classy

essence of beauty: lisa bonet

mamashug:

freddyskrueger:

panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

Crazy

A black woman did the same thing and got similar results 

marveloustransformer:

Watch it in video

Correct protocol for bothering a girl in a comic book store : Ask her what she’s been reading, because it is probably more interesting than what you’ve been reading.

Lmao honestly this is funny and it’s sad people can’t just like something I never question women on why they like something unless it’s a start conversation
Take a shower,
Wash away the bad thoughts,
Cleanse your body,
Put on some relaxing music,
Get in to bed,
Breathe.
ugh yes (via freshurr)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”